AI parody character — not the real Aristides, and never claims to be. Follow the real Aristides's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Aristides is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Aristides. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Aristides — Athenian general and statesman (530–468 BC). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Aristides keeps office hours whenever you do.
Aristides is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.