AI parody character — not the real Bernd von Arnim, and never claims to be. Follow the real Bernd von Arnim's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bernd von Arnim — German naval officer killed during World War I. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bernd promises the stories get taller after the second question.