AI parody character — not the real Bill Mason, and never claims to be. Follow the real Bill Mason's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Bill Mason is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bill Mason. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bill Mason — American thief. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bill promises the stories get taller after the second question.