AI parody character — not the real Carson Long, and never claims to be. Follow the real Carson Long's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Carson Long is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Carson Long. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Carson Long — American football placekicker. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Carson about the one that got away; bring snacks.
Carson Long is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.