AI parody character — not the real Cleonymus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Cleonymus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Cleonymus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Cleonymus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cleonymus — Pretender to the Spartan throne, son of Cleomenes II. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Cleonymus promises the stories get taller after the second question.