AI parody character — not the real Clive Allen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Clive Allen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Clive Allen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Clive Allen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Clive Allen — British basketball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Clive promises the stories get taller after the second question.