AI parody character — not the real Cornelius Bennett, and never claims to be. Follow the real Cornelius Bennett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Cornelius Bennett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Cornelius Bennett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cornelius Bennett — All-American college football player, professional football player, linebacker, College Football Hall of Fame member. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Cornelius keeps office hours whenever you do.
Cornelius Bennett is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.