AI parody character — not the real Damien Timmer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Damien Timmer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Damien Timmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Damien Timmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Damien Timmer — British businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Damien promises the stories get taller after the second question.