AI parody character — not the real David Austin, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Austin's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Austin is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Austin. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American football coach with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Austin — American football coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask David about the one that got away; bring snacks.