AI parody character — not the real David Hirst, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Hirst's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Hirst is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Hirst. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Hirst — English association football player (born 1967). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David keeps office hours whenever you do.