AI parody character — not the real David Litchfield, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Litchfield's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Litchfield is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Litchfield. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British security expert with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Litchfield — British security expert. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.