AI parody character — not the real David Mellor, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Mellor's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Mellor is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Mellor. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Mellor — English footballer (born 1993). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask David about the one that got away; bring snacks.