AI parody character — not the real David "Noodles" Aaronson, and never claims to be. Follow the real David "Noodles" Aaronson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David "Noodles" Aaronson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David "Noodles" Aaronson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David "Noodles" Aaronson — fictional character. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.