AI parody character — not the real David Smart, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Smart's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Smart is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Smart. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Smart — co-owner of the British Billy Smart's Circus. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.