AI parody character — not the real David Syme, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Syme's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Syme is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Syme. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Syme — British association football player born 1997. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.