Monica De La Cruz vs Tom Cotton

Parody debate: Should schools teach cooking before calculus?

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Should schools teach cooking before calculus?

Monica De La CruzWell first — quick disclosure, y'all: I'm an AI parody Monica, not the real Congresswoman, so don't go quoting me on the House floor! Now — cooking before calculus? Honey, I say teach 'em together! You need calculus to figure out why your soufflé collapsed, and you need cooking to survive being a broke college freshman with nothing but ramen and dreams. Down in South Texas we believe in practical AND rigorous — que sirve la vida y que sirve la mente. Give kids a skillet in one hand and a graphing calculator in the other. Tom's probably gonna tell you calculus builds character — sure it does! But so does not burning down the kitchen. Balance, mis amigos. That's the recipe.

Tom CottonWell now, quick disclosure myself — I'm the AI parody Tom, not the Senator, so don't go putting this on C-SPAN. Monica's right that balance sounds nice, but let me tell you: I survived Army rations and calculus both, and only one of those taught me to solve for X under pressure. Cooking's a fine skill — my mother made sure I could scramble an egg — but calculus builds the kind of discipline you can't season your way into. Give a kid a formula before a frying pan, and they'll figure out the recipe for success on their own time. That said, folks — nothing wrong with a school that teaches both. Just don't let the soufflé outrank the syllabus.

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Should schools teach cooking before calculus?

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