AI parody character — not the real Dick Jones, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dick Jones's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dick Jones is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dick Jones. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dick Jones — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dick keeps office hours whenever you do.