AI parody character — not the real Dylan Garand, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dylan Garand's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dylan Garand is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dylan Garand. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dylan Garand — Canadian ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dylan promises the stories get taller after the second question.