AI parody character — not the real Eileen Crofton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eileen Crofton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eileen Crofton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eileen Crofton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English physician with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eileen Crofton — English physician and public health campaigner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eileen promises the stories get taller after the second question.