AI parody character — not the real Eric Weightman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Eric Weightman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Eric Weightman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eric Weightman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eric Weightman — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eric promises the stories get taller after the second question.