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Eugene W. Shellworth is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eugene W. Shellworth, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American politician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eugene W. Shellworth — American politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eugene promises the stories get taller after the second question.