AI parody character — not the real Gabe Newell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Gabe Newell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Gabe Newell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Gabe Newell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Gabe Newell — American computer programmer and businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Gabe promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Gabe Newell is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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