AI parody character — not the real Garrett Crochet, and never claims to be. Follow the real Garrett Crochet's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Garrett Crochet is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Garrett Crochet. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Garrett Crochet — American baseball player (born 1999). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Garrett promises the stories get taller after the second question.