AI parody character — not the real Hans Schmid, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hans Schmid's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hans Schmid is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hans Schmid. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The ski jumper with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hans Schmid — ski jumper. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hans promises the stories get taller after the second question.