AI parody character — not the real Helen Mason, and never claims to be. Follow the real Helen Mason's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Helen Mason is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Helen Mason. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British physicist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Helen Mason — British physicist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Helen promises the stories get taller after the second question.