AI parody character — not the real Horatio Townsend Newman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Horatio Townsend Newman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Horatio Townsend Newman — Irish Anglican priest. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Horatio keeps office hours whenever you do.