AI parody character — not the real James Beale, and never claims to be. Follow the real James Beale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
James Beale is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real James Beale. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British artist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of James Beale — British artist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. James promises the stories get taller after the second question.