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The Dutch biologist with one more glorious tangent.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Johannes Abraham Bierens de Haan — Dutch biologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Johannes keeps office hours whenever you do.