AI parody character — not the real John Astley, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Astley's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Astley is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Astley. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English snooker player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Astley — English snooker player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
John Astley is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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