AI parody character — not the real John Bellenden, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Bellenden's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Bellenden is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Bellenden. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Bellenden — Scottish judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
John Bellenden is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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