AI parody character — not the real John Bender, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Bender's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Bender is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Bender. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Player of American talking everything but the score.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Bender — Player of American and Canadian football. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.