AI parody character — not the real John Boardman, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Boardman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The American merchant with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Boardman — American merchant and traveler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.