AI parody character — not the real John Carden, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Carden's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Carden is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Carden. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Carden — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Carden is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.