AI parody character — not the real John Child, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Child's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Child is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Child. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Child — Canadian beach volleyball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.