AI parody character — not the real John Close, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Close's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Close is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Close. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Close — English doggerel poet. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is always three chapters into something new.