AI parody character — not the real John Crump, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Crump's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Crump — New Zealand-born infectious diseases physician, microbiologist, epidemiologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.