AI parody character — not the real John English, and never claims to be. Follow the real John English's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John English is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John English. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero morning skates.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John English — Canadian ice hockey defenceman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask John about the one that got away; bring snacks.