AI parody character — not the real John Guard, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Guard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Guard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Guard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Guard — New Zealand whaler and trader. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.