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John Heald is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Heald. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Heald — British banker (born 1965). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.