AI parody character — not the real John Heap, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Heap's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Heap is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Heap. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Heap — English geographer and environmentalist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.