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John Keyes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Keyes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American opera singer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Keyes — American opera singer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.