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John Laroche is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Laroche. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American horticulturist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Laroche — American horticulturist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.