AI parody character — not the real John Paine, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Paine's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Paine is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Paine. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Paine — British weightlifter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.