AI parody character — not the real John Panton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Panton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Panton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Panton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish golfer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Panton — Scottish golfer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.