AI parody character — not the real John Smeaton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Smeaton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Smeaton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Smeaton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The press filter is off tonight.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Smeaton — British journalist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.