AI parody character — not the real John Trail, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Trail's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Trail is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Trail. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Trail — Australian canoeist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.