AI parody character — not the real John Whyte, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Whyte's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Whyte is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Whyte. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The pastoralist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Whyte — pastoralist, wholesaler, paddlesteamer owner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.