AI parody character — not the real John Witt, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Witt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Witt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Witt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Witt — American baseball writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.