AI parody character — not the real Malcolm Cooper, and never claims to be. Follow the real Malcolm Cooper's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Malcolm Cooper is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Malcolm Cooper. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Malcolm Cooper — Australian footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Malcolm promises the stories get taller after the second question.