AI parody character — not the real Mary Simmons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mary Simmons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mary Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mary Simmons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mary Simmons — (b. in or before 1608, d. 1654), bookseller and printer in own right with son later. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mary keeps office hours whenever you do.